If my house is ever broken into, I hope the burglar only uses moderate SafeSearch.
I feel like this camping supplies company is really trying to cash in on the whole Justin Bieber ‘swag’ craze.
They wouldn’t put that disclaimer there unless somebody, somewhere had confused it with actual coffee before.
Headlines from the Sunday newspaper in New Zealand. Can you guess the prevailing national disposition?
A sad, lonely man named Mark should publish his unsent, unrequited love letters in a book collection titled ‘Mark as Unread’.
Just a quick google check to see if someone has already named a pasta restaurant ‘Hey Pesto!’… yep, they have.
I just cut my finger on an oddly sharp toilet seat. I don’t want to sound crass, but I think I’ll need a tetanus shot. Minus the “tet”.
Why are these kids fighting to grab out the breathing hose of a guy buried in the sand? What sick competition is this?
This will forever shit me: remember the TOYOTA delivery truck in Toy Story 1? Pixar rebranded it “YO”. Why wasn’t it “TOY”? Pixar, why wasn’t it “TOY”!?
Yes, this is a terrible ad for bus safety. Also, it’s how I envisage I’d look if I did the emergency brace position in a crashing plane. Face and arms pancake.
But you probably shouldn’t.
A vending machine stole my money. You could say it had a vendetta against me.
